The Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett twitter time capsule

Did you know that time stopped on June 21, 2014? 

Well, it did for Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett if you were one of their many twitter followers. 
It took one transexual scandal to ruin what was going to be a great summer for Kendra, Hank and their two kids. 
The only good outcome of the tranny story was that Kendra made up with her mom Patti Wilkinson. 
Patti has been active on twitter, most recently posting an adorable pic of granddaughter Alijah, born on May 16, 2014. 

Hank Baskett's own personal Crying Game

He cheated on wife Kendra Wilkinson, with THIS?

Tori Spelling emerges---looking like the cat that swallowed the canary!

Does this look like someone who is distraught and barely able to cope? 
Nah...this looks like someone who is pleased as punch that she has 'fooled' the gullible public and put herself back in the $potlight! 
Here she is posing for Startraks inside her rental home on Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: "How we FAKED a cheating scandal with Us Weekly"

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott AND Us Weekly are playing us all for FOOLS. 
There was NO cheating scandal, there is NO such person as Emily Goodhand, and the drama was all manufactured to make the nearly bankrupt McDermott family money and $ell magazines.
There, we said it.
Once the scandal broke we were suspicious.
In every other cheating scandal the 'other woman' is mercilessly hunted down by the media and sold out by friends and family trying to make a quick buck. 
Why didn't this happen here? Because the "Emily Goodhand" they created is a phantom, she has no image except a digitally created composite one. She has no 'foot print' in social media, and there is no way to hunt down the address of a fake person. We shouldn't even BOLDFACE her name since she doesn't really exist. Where's Emily's high school yearbook photo? Where's Emily at her brother's wedding last summer? 
NOWHERE, that's where. 
The name itself is a tip-off, what is she, a character from a James Bond movie? 
Another HUGE clue was the fact that 'Emily Goodhand' gave such favorable quotes about Tori to Us Weekly, "Dean said he really loved his wife." 
Really? Did Tori tell Us Weekly to write that? 
Where's the, "He ripped my clothes off and told me I was so hot..." type quotes?
I mean, do you want to sell magazines or not?!
Also, think about the McDermott's life before the scandal. Their 'brand' was waning, and they no longer had their Oxygen reality show to support their large brood and expensive lifestyle. 
After the cheating scandal they received money from Us Weekly, as well as a new reality show with Lifetime (True Tori, begins airing tonight). 
Tori has admitted to LYING to magazines to make money in her own autobiography Spelling It Like It Is. 
And finally, if Us Weekly had exposed a cheating scandal and 'ruined' your Christmas and New Years', why would you turn to that same magazine to do your 'tell all interview?' 
The reason People magazine was kissing Tori's ass these past four months is because they mistakenly believed THEY would get the big interview. 
The fact that she sat down with the very journalists who 'exposed' her fractured marriage proves that she and they are in it together-- and they are playing us for FOOLS. 

 And don't get us started on how much money Tori and Dean have raked in post-scandal on $TAGED photos with Michael Simon of Startraks! 

Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!

People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal. 
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray. 
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS! 
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain. 
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever." 
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage. 
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift. 
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.' 
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE! 

Uh, you've got the wrong Emily Goodhand! "I'm no home wrecker!"

Woe is you if someone involved in a scandal shares your same exact name.
Such is the case with an Emily Goodhand in the UK who was deluged with hate tweets after her comely Canadian namesake sold her story to Us Weekly.
You know the sordid details already, it involves a one night stand with Dean McDermott, aka Mr Tori Spelling on December 6, 2013.
The UK Emily Goodhand took the time to answer back her 'haters,' we have no idea what the naughty Emily Goodhand is up to though!

Dean McStud-muffin!

Someone (besides wife Tori Spelling) wanted to have sex with this...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace

Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...

Covering Private Parts? Body Language Expert Not Needed!

Cheating spouse Matthew Morris stepped out with his wife, and like we said, a body language expert is NOT needed. 
Earlier in the week, Smash director Morris was caught by paps smooching his leading lady, American Idol alum and also married star Katharine McPhee. 
While wife Mary McCormack (mother of his THREE children) looks like she's taken him back for now, he's guarding his privates and walking a safe distance from his likely pissed off spouse!

Exposarazzi history lesson: Home wrecker Julia Roberts hits a new low

Get out your notebooks and pens Exposarazzi students, there will be a quiz on this material at the end of the quarter: 

Julia Roberts met her current and second husband, cameraman Danny Moder in 2000, while he was already married to a very pretty woman named Vera Moder.

For that matter, Julia was in a long term relationship with actor Benjamin Bratt.

But the attraction was so great that soon clothes, wedding bands and morals were being flung in all directions --leaving Julia more determined than ever to get her man.

The easy part was dumping Benjamin Bratt --the hard part was getting rid of Vera.

Vera made it so difficult for our little superstar that the usually paparazzi hating Julia Roberts wore a homemade shirt for the photogs that read, "A Low Vera," supposedly in reference to the fact 'the wife' wasn't going away quietly. (Who knew she was so good at arts & crafts?)

So, while you see a 'pretty woman,' we see a horse faced home wrecker, one that preceded our morally devoid horse faced country crooner LeAnn Rimes by almost a decade.

LeAnn Rimes set Eddie Cibrian up to be "caught cheating"

Watch THIS video, then return to this site.

LeAnn Rimes was having a hard time getting old slippery Eddie Cibrian to leave his wife Brandi Glanville. What to do, what to do? VIDEO HERE The answer was simple, she hired a private firm to put video cameras inside (and outside) a pre-arranged restaurant (Mosun) on March 7, 2009 in Laguna Beach so that the footage would reveal the affair. Like a fly to a spider's web, horny Eddie came a callin' and fell right into the horse-faced singer's web. 
LeAnn anxiously paces outside the restaurant, nervously looking at her phone and careful to not look where she's been told the cameras are hiding. 
Video outside, video inside, when have you ever had this much access to anything happening at a restaurant EVER? 
Not only that, but the cameras are mounted up high, this isn't some Brazilian X17 agency douchebag standing on the corner filming video and asking celebrities inane questions in broken English. This is pro-stuff, surveillance footage, and better video than documented the 1974 Patty Hearst bank robbery.
Then LeAnn had her publicist spoon feed the cheating scandal to Us Weekly, with stills from the video for a guaranteed cover story, even though at the time, LeAnn was barely known in the tabloid world. Literally no one knew who Eddie Cibrian was for that matter.
One problem, the story did NOT end the Cibrian marriage, and when confronted about the pics, he casually referred to LeAnn as a "speedbump" in his marriage to Brandi.
Not so fast slippery Ed! Once again, LeAnn got the private dicks to shoot her a few weeks later getting on the back of Eddie's motorcycle.
Bottom line is, LeAnn staged the entire "gotcha" moment, and her intent was to get her man--which she eventually did. Thanks to a gullible, horny Eddie and a naive public that believed the Us Weekly headline. Can you really "catch" yourself?

And, it's worth noting that aside from the Us Weekly logo claiming ownership rights, there is no agency claiming credit for actually getting this shocking video? Go on any celeb website, each photo, each video has a credit. But in this case? No photo/video credit speaks volumes.