Translation: "Dear Us Weekly, Kris Jenner and I are not having a 'secret affair.' We are quite open about it, we go on vacation together, I drive her Bentley around, we shop at Barney's NY, so what's the big deal? I'm trying to extend my 15 minutes of fame and get some 58-year old p*ssy. You're putting me on the cover, so my plan is working!"
The next Us Weekly cover the two will share is, "Kris & Ben fight to make their sex tape public!!"
Exposarazzi never liked Ben Flajnik, we called him "boring as sh*t" and "dumb as a sack of rocks," among other things.
The fact that the 30-year old wino who was on Season 16 of the Bachelor franchise is constantly hanging out with, and possibly screwing fellow wino Kris Jenner, 57, just proves we were right all along.
Yes, you guessed it, we're doing the 'toldyaso' dance even as we write this...
Anything is better than being with your husband, right?
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