A demented looking LeAnn Rimes leaves the dentist's office

Damn! The eyes kind of follow you--CREEPY!

The person in this picture is heading into surgery...

For a 'hang nail'--

According to LeAnn Rimes, if you get a hang nail, you should head right to the ER...
Just when you thought this idiot couldn't get any stupider

This woman is CRAZY

Single White Horse: Out on DVD today!!

Single White Horse is now out on DVD, watch it if you can, Mr Ed called it, "Hoof stomping fun..." 

Toilet Humor: Peek Inside LeAnn Rimes' World!

This is what she's up to y'all...

Once again, if you're not following @carothinks on twitter, you're missin' some great stuff!

LeAnn Whines: Another day, another ailment

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 

How low budget is LeAnn Rimes' scripted reality show?

While the Kardashians travel to Greece, London and Paris, and even Kendra Wilkinson makes it to Big Bear, Ca., on her WE network show Kendra On Top, it seems our egomaniacal Horsey is budget bound by VH1 to the confines of her Hidden Hills home.

The VH1 crew couldn't follow her phlegm filled body to Europe for her five casino gigs?

From what we've gleaned via her twitter, and monitoring paparazzi websites, the 6 episodes will be Horse walking around the house in the bikini in front of actors paid to portray her stepsons.

Even the dang Duggars on TLC get to Branson, Mo, and our Little Couple went to China.

VH1, we've been privy to  LeAnn & Eddie's boring and inane relationship, and if your camera crew is snoring now, you can imagine what viewers will be doing...

Jimi Hendrix from the grave: "Hey crazy white girl, STFU!"

It's 'HENDRIX' not 'HENDRICKS' you ignoramus @leannrimes! 

I've never wanted to smash a pumpkin more than right now

The Bad Seed LeAnn Rimes circa 666

Reality show already faking scenes: LeAnn Rimes hasn't tweeted for 7 hours...

Unless she's in a coma right now, there is no way that Horsey has gone a staggering 7 hours without tweeting something.
This proves that her show will bear no resemblance to her reality.

A shot cures case of vertigo, according to Dr LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes says a shot at the doctor's office on Labor Day was just the thing to cure her numerous ailments.

We're thinking something else.

She claimed to be at home in bed, but was caught out by paparazzi (maybe even someone she called herself) and is trying to cover her tracks.

We'll have to wait and see if photos emerge of the horse-faced crooner.

New ailment alert: Always off kilter, LeAnn Rimes now says she has vertigo

Time for a trip to the top of the Eiffel Tower I say...Hey Eddie, it will look like an innocent 'accident'...

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Flashback to 2012: LeAnn looking 'deathly ill' after canceling concert

LeAnn Rimes birthday cake: a squinty-eyed inbred hillbilly serenaded by an out of work bum with a swarthy dark beard

Art is imitating life, and that's our analysis of Rimes' cake --what's yours?

Decoding Horsey's tweet: Bonus son got me sick, that's why I'm not going to yodel in Wyoming--but see you at the Malibu Carnival!

Once you get to know the mentally ill singer that is Margaret LeAnn Rimes, you can easily de-code her tweets with deft swiftness.
Let us analyze her latest tweet:

Now, in this tweet we learn that Horsey is very sick. But why? Can it be that one of her back to school bonus son's gave her the ailment?
She has accused them of that in the past.
In this case Mason, 10, bears the brunt of the tweet.
Due to this catastrophic diagnosis, two venues in Wyoming will have to do without the somber pitchy yodelings of Le.
She had two gigs there, one today, Friday, and one tomorrow.
Now, she alleges that chicken broth and mash potatoes are what she needs to get better.

A MIRACULOUS thing will happen in the next 24 hours. Horsey will be completely cured!

She will be photographed with Mr Ed taking the Cibrian boys to the annual carnival in Malibu, with staged photos to document the occasion.
So to you poor dumb saps in Wyoming who actually bought tickets to see this train wreck, take two aspirins and don't call Horsey in the morning.

LeAnn Rimes struggles to read the writing on the side of a grocery bag

We're guessing it says, 'please recycle.'
Will the talents of this woman never end?

TEASER: Who's the suddenly camera shy crooner?

No bra-- no wedding ring-- hiding.

Hey, you're about to be a big reality star! Chin up!

Next thing you know, it'll be another PR stunt trip to "rehab"-- the day after her 31st birthday of course, which is August 28...

Proof that LeAnn Rimes is frantically checking Brandi Glanville's twitter

GOT STRAIGHT JACKET? 

On August 9 in the am, Brandi Glanville posts that her boys are so tired and are about to be picked up by their father to go to Aspen, Co. You see, his horse face crooner wife has a casino gig there.
One hour later LeAnn Rimes posts a tweet saying that in her presence they are "wide awake" virtually  bouncing off the walls.
Ergo, they must love her more, right?

Exposarazzi Quote of the Day from Brandi Glanville

This is why we love Brandi Glanville. She is referring to SUR restaurant waitress Scheana Marie Jancan with whom Eddie Cibrian had a long term affair with while Brandi was pregnant with Jake, now 5.
Photo credit: Access Hollywood ;)