Some photo editor at In Touch Weekly pokes fun at a ravenous LeAnn Rimes

When you're trapped at a desk going through 2,000 frames of "Jennifer Garner getting coffee," it must be refreshing to get a set like this. 
Kudos to In Touch for showing the washed-up yodeler at her absolute BEST! 

Brandi Glanville needs a spray tan, so guess who tweets (from Hawaii no less) that she needs one too? LeAnn Rimes!

 18 hours later, LeAnn tweets this from her Hawaiian vacation: 

LeAnn Rimes tries to pretend she didn't call the paparazzi

LeAnn Rimes reportedly was upset that only two photographers showed up when she had contacted seven agencies. Hey, they were taking pictures of people who would actually make them money--give 'em a break! 
She also didn't like the fact that the Daily Mail called Eddie Cibrian "fat and old." 
Damn--Not working sure packs on the pounds! 

Photo credit: Daily Mail UK

LeAnn Rimes: Got food?

LeAnn Rimes: So many fake twitter accounts, so little avatars...

Thanks to the brilliant Faith Fox, we have a more accurate view of how many fake twitter accounts have been created by the mentally ill singer LeAnn Rimes. 
We didn't realize there was a shortage of avatars out there, but may we humbly suggest a donkey's behind or the dumpster behind Kings Fish House? 

Turns out, LeAnn & Eddie are just shooting the cover of a Harlequin romance novel...

So, THIS is why they're in Oahu!~
Gotta keep up with the Glanvilles!!

Shout out to twitter peep @sidepiece33 for her 'creative' book cover! 

LeAnn Rimes checks into the budget friendly Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu's North Shore

'Gurney Productions' is obviously on a budget, as they film the horse-faced crooner and her out of work husband for their scripted reality show. 
Forget the Four Seasons, the couple checked into the Turtle Bay Resort (dubbed the Motel 6 of the North Shore), where rooms go for as low as $215 a night. 
We were able to tell it was the Turtle Bay resort from this pic LeAnn posted to her twitter: 

Staged pic FLASHBACK: Brandon Davis works with PCN to get pics of his then girlfriend Mischa Barton

It was 2004, and trust fund dummy Brandon Davis had landed girlfriend Mischa Barton (the OC), and mysteriously PCN (Pacific Coast News) agency always knew exactly where they were they were going to be and when!
You might wonder why Brandon would pimp out his famous girl when he had tons of money of his own. Truth is, Brandon was not rolling in it and kept on a short leash by conservators of the Davis Family Trust.
Another fun fact, we don't believe Mischa Barton ever knew what her man was doing!
But alas, the magazines and blogs began to tire of the two, and even Brandon began running out of ideas of what staged set ups they should do. The end of the road was in Hawaii in January of 2005, and their last set-up was the couple playing croquet...Now that's a sticky wicket!