LeAnn Rimes is literally imploding

This would be sad if we didn't know she was such an evil sociopath...
Things that are causing her mental and physical break down: 
1. Brandi Glanville's success
2. Vh1 pulling clips of her reality show after unfavorable reviews
3. Husband Eddie is not attracted to her and is rejecting her
4. Husband Eddie paying more attention to his children than her
5. LeAnn Rimes doesn't want to perform at dirty casino gigs and she's planning sick outs through self sabotage and imaginary illnesses and injuries. 
6. No one buys her CDs
7. She needs money
8. Even the tabloids are tired of her
9. She is joke in the entertainment industry
10. She knows she's surrounded herself with people who only love her for what she can do for them financially. 

Ft Worth, Texas: Dodges LeAnn Rimes crazy train

Who out there is stupid enough to actually buy a ticket to one of her concerts?

More cancelled concerts for LeAnn Rimes: You mean smoke filled bars aren't good for the throat?

That delicate flower that is LeAnn Rimes has just cancelled another concert, this one across the pond.
The night before she and Mr Ed were late night doing sing alongs with Dublin locals in an old pub.
Who knew that could lead to being sick?

Flashback Monday: LeAnn Rimes exposes dying Make a Wish girl to flu

Flashback to 2012: LeAnn looking 'deathly ill' after canceling concert

LeAnn Rimes cancels concerts, deathly ill, doctors urge family to remove life support

Her last wish?
A photo op in front of a phalanx of paparazzi:

Since Perez Hilton has stolen numerous photos of mine for his website, payback is a bitch, bitch

Decoding Horsey's tweet: Bonus son got me sick, that's why I'm not going to yodel in Wyoming--but see you at the Malibu Carnival!

Once you get to know the mentally ill singer that is Margaret LeAnn Rimes, you can easily de-code her tweets with deft swiftness.
Let us analyze her latest tweet:

Now, in this tweet we learn that Horsey is very sick. But why? Can it be that one of her back to school bonus son's gave her the ailment?
She has accused them of that in the past.
In this case Mason, 10, bears the brunt of the tweet.
Due to this catastrophic diagnosis, two venues in Wyoming will have to do without the somber pitchy yodelings of Le.
She had two gigs there, one today, Friday, and one tomorrow.
Now, she alleges that chicken broth and mash potatoes are what she needs to get better.

A MIRACULOUS thing will happen in the next 24 hours. Horsey will be completely cured!

She will be photographed with Mr Ed taking the Cibrian boys to the annual carnival in Malibu, with staged photos to document the occasion.
So to you poor dumb saps in Wyoming who actually bought tickets to see this train wreck, take two aspirins and don't call Horsey in the morning.