Paris fashion week: Who showed the most cleavage? Kim or Kanye?

No BIG money deal? Kimye wedding pics splashed for free all over web

What a joke! 

Oh great, now Bruce Jenner is influencing Kanye West...

Kim & Kanye: Role Reversal

North West in her twenties

We thought we'd save you wondering what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's spawn will morph into when older: 

Hmmmmm...an age progressed North West looks a lot like Aunt Kourtney!!

Exposarazzi crystal ball: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at daughter North's wedding

Meet North West

Or, better known as 'Much Ado About Nothing'

Kanye West spends millions for armored cars that paparazzi can see from space

Kanye West isn't the brightest bulb. How do we know? Because he reportedly shelled out $1.5 mil on special Hummer looking armored cars to protect Kim Kardashian and baby North West from the mean paps.
Problem is, paps will love it, since this will be the easiest vehicle to spot since the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile!

Kim Kardashian's desperate attempt to get press: the phantom paparazzi!

No one was talking about Kim Kardashian, they were obsessed with the royal baby, Kate Middleton's baby weight and Kim had to do something.
On Monday, July 29, Kim did the only thing she could, a FAKE sighting of a paparazzi who had mysteriously entered their gated Hidden Hills community.
Then a video of momager Kris Jenner hunting the ghostly pap down. This was a fake sighting folks, an attempt to burst into the news --and it worked. It worked because the media is so stupid, gullible, and LAZY.
And while we're at it-- we haven't seen pics of baby North West because she's the spitting image of her old man Kanye West, and that ain't good...

The magic of photoshop brings you what Kim and Kanye's kid will look like

Kim + Kanye = THIS?