Thursday, January 31, 2013

God, how did I miss this? Brandi Glanville calls LeAnn Rimes "the little tramp" on Jay Leno


To see the video, click HERE!

Kris Jenner makes Us Weekly bow down


So, if you're Us Weekly mag and you want to cover Kim Kardashian's baby shower, and Kourtney Kardashian's bikini body pics and story, it means you have to do articles that no one cares about that promote that other Kardashian ---Rob.
Does anyone care about this loser? NO, but madam Kris Jenner makes the mags do fluff pieces on this half-wit if they want to get the good stuff on her prize pigs.
Is there anyone out there that even wants to know ONE thing about Rob Kardashian?
Well, here's some REAL facts:
1. My father, attorney Robert Kardashian Sr helped OJ Simpson get away with killing his ex-wife and a young waiter during the 'trial of the century' in 1995.
2. My family fakes everything on their reality show, including duping a dumb basketball player named Kris Humphries into marrying my sister Kim on TV so our family could literally rake in the cash.
3. My sister Kim and my mom inked a seven figure deal on the release of her sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J Norwood.
4. I have a sock line at Neiman Marcus where they sell for $30 a pop, I just put my name on them because my mom Kris wanted me to be doing something, anything for a living.
5. I lied about going to law school.

We could go on, but just the name Robert Kardashian sends us to snoozeville...

Never seen before photo: Does this look like LeAnn Rimes is just "saying goodbye" after a casual lunch???

This is a never seen before photo of a clearly distraught LeAnn Rimes leaving lunch at Hugo's restaurant in Valley Village, Ca., on January 28, 2013.
Yes, an image from the "I was not crying" set.
What Horsey doesn't realize is that the media usually latches on to a few favorite frames and runs them ad-nauseum, so her rep looking at those pics makes up a lie based on those one or two images.
Does this look like someone who was happily sending her blow up doll pal "Lizzie" off to her car after sneezing in her face?
Bad news for Horsey, there are about 19 more never seen before frames besides this one...Oh yeah, and why wasn't Horsey wearing her wedding ring? We thought she had it soldered on!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

LeAnn Rimes' website undergoes cyber vaginal rejuvenation, copying Brandi Glanville once again


We all know LeAnn Rimes loves to copy Brandi Glanville, so it shouldn't come as a shock that on the same day it was revealed that Brandi Glanville got plastic surgery on her "kuka," copycat Rimes' website was out of commission, undergoing what we can only assume is sort of a cyber vaginal rejuvenation.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

"The Lady doth protest too much, methinks"


A quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet seems appropriate here. LeAnn Rimes was so intent on convincing her "fans" she wasn't in a dour mood yesterday she inadvertently blasted out the same tweet 3x...(We're sure William Shakespeare would not have called the washed up country crooner a "Lady," but give us a bit of poetic license here)

Monday, January 28, 2013

Photoshop magic from twitter star WilliamBernard1


TRUE dat

Countdown to LeAnn Rimes' head shaving meltdown in front of 100 paps


Somewhere there's a hair salon that's keeping staff working until midnight waiting for crazy LeAnn Rimes' epic hair shaving episode...