Hilaria Baldwin needs your help--should she sue Bill Gates?

Hilaria Baldwin took to twitter to complain about an annoying photographer outside her building who harassed her baby daughter Carmen. 
We're thinking that he works for Splash, and since they are now

owned by billionaire Bill Gates, she should sue the deepest pockets in the industry. 
Splash supposedly has a strict policy that doesn't allow for the harassment of celebrity children--because of their new ownership. 
This would be a landmark lawsuit. Let's help ID this fellow and bring justice...

We have a HUNCH that this white photographer works for Splash. Just a HUNCH, but we're seldom wrong.
If you're a celebrity and someone who works for Splash has taken your photo on private property, or harassed your child, we encourage you to sue $plash, the Bill Gates photo agency...

How to spot a paparazzi --dirty car, clean windows and paper plates

Have you ever heard the saying, "Dirty car, clean windows?" Well, that old adage comes from a former WENN photographer named Gary Sun who told the LA Times that was the way to 'spot a pap car.'
You see, the sneakier paps shoot pics through their car windows, and they need to be clean, to hell with the rest of the car.
Here we see a photog sitting on Kim Kardashian, diligently cleaning his windows. He's not doing it for his health people!
He's also sporting a paper plate, despite the fact that he probably received his real plates in the mail two years ago.
Hey celebs, this is really a warning sign that a pap is following you!

Kim Kardashian's desperate attempt to get press: the phantom paparazzi!

No one was talking about Kim Kardashian, they were obsessed with the royal baby, Kate Middleton's baby weight and Kim had to do something.
On Monday, July 29, Kim did the only thing she could, a FAKE sighting of a paparazzi who had mysteriously entered their gated Hidden Hills community.
Then a video of momager Kris Jenner hunting the ghostly pap down. This was a fake sighting folks, an attempt to burst into the news --and it worked. It worked because the media is so stupid, gullible, and LAZY.
And while we're at it-- we haven't seen pics of baby North West because she's the spitting image of her old man Kanye West, and that ain't good...