Tricky Eddie tweets from LeAnn's phone!

Look what Eddie tweeted to make it seem that all is well in washed up country crooner-ville. She has never tweeted a message so sterile and simple! 

Leave a trail of Ex-Lax LeAnn! We will find you, no matter where you are or what that monster has done to you! 

Eddie Cibrian's evil plan goes into action! Dateline Special to air in 2015

This is one of the last tweets from LeAnn Rimes, sent almost 24 hours ago...

"Middle of nowhere!" 
Keith Morrison [voice over]: "They had driven for hours in the desert, Leann had no cell reception.  And she wondered, 'why did Eddie pack duct tape, a large plastic bag, rubber gloves and a shovel?' 
And we wondered-- why was Eddie seen buying this large cooler on August 21st? It was all about to become very clear..." 

We'll all just have to wait until the special airs! Damn you Dateline! 

AMBER ALERT: Horse faced crooner LeAnn Rimes feared missing, hasn't tweeted in days

Good thing there are Vh1 cameras around to document what's going on at Casa Crazy. 

We'd hate to see her end up inside a cement footing under the newly remodeled guest house. 

All we know is if she's not tweeting, this 'reality show' does not mirror her reality. 

Lamar Odom FOUND under $2 hooker, "I thought she was my wife" he explains

Just cuz a guy turns his phone off for three days doesn't mean he's hitting the crack pipe.
In Lamar Odom's case we think he's sneaking away for a little fun with a big boned, transgender Khloe Kardashian look alike.
On a side note, the photo below was taken at the pap haven Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills. Khloe seems surprised to see them...DUH