We're thinking your husband Eddie wants to run a mile when he sees you coming with mistletoe (or camel toe for that matter...)
Thursday, November 28, 2013
LeAnn Rimes is feeling more bloated than usual
We're thinking your husband Eddie wants to run a mile when he sees you coming with mistletoe (or camel toe for that matter...)
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Former Bachelor Ben Flajnik's limp response to Us Weekly's cover story
Translation: "Dear Us Weekly, Kris Jenner and I are not having a 'secret affair.' We are quite open about it, we go on vacation together, I drive her Bentley around, we shop at Barney's NY, so what's the big deal? I'm trying to extend my 15 minutes of fame and get some 58-year old p*ssy. You're putting me on the cover, so my plan is working!"
The next Us Weekly cover the two will share is, "Kris & Ben fight to make their sex tape public!!"
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Why Jennifer Lopez will never win 'mother of the year'
Que bochinche!
These EXCL photos were taken on August 23, 2011.
Do these children look familiar?
They should, they are Jennifer Lopez' twins Max and Emme Muniz, then 3 1/2, with their two nannies.
This is the best help that JLo's millions can buy.
These photos were shot thru auto glass so the nannies were unaware they were being watched, uh, snapped with the kids.
Emme is barefoot at a dirty McDonald's restaurant in Canoga Park, Calif.
Max is being roughed up by a particularly mean nanny, and was yelling, "I want my Daddy!" [referring to Marc Anthony] Interesting that Max didn't cry out for his famous mommy.
These photos ran originally as an EXCLUSIVE in the National Enquirer. Shortly after the expose hit the newsstands the nannies were seen no more with the twins.
So for those of you who think paparazzi and kids don't mix--with this set, we beg to differ...
Photo credit: KM Press Group
These EXCL photos were taken on August 23, 2011.
Do these children look familiar?
They should, they are Jennifer Lopez' twins Max and Emme Muniz, then 3 1/2, with their two nannies.
This is the best help that JLo's millions can buy.
These photos were shot thru auto glass so the nannies were unaware they were being watched, uh, snapped with the kids.
Emme is barefoot at a dirty McDonald's restaurant in Canoga Park, Calif.
Max is being roughed up by a particularly mean nanny, and was yelling, "I want my Daddy!" [referring to Marc Anthony] Interesting that Max didn't cry out for his famous mommy.
These photos ran originally as an EXCLUSIVE in the National Enquirer. Shortly after the expose hit the newsstands the nannies were seen no more with the twins.
So for those of you who think paparazzi and kids don't mix--with this set, we beg to differ...
Eddie Cibrian finds unique ways to torture his spouse...
CAMPING in fall/winter...THE HORROR!
We can only guess that the camping plot is empty because everyone has ditched her in favor of a good old fashioned 'snipe hunt.'
This could actually be as one person on twitter put it, the scene of an "intervention," under the guise of camping.
One twitter peep asked, "Is this one of your concerts?"
But now we think that Mr Ed is a crafty one, and since skydiving didn't do 'the job' he's found a more clever way to get out of his problematic marriage, a camping mishap...
We can only guess that the camping plot is empty because everyone has ditched her in favor of a good old fashioned 'snipe hunt.'
This could actually be as one person on twitter put it, the scene of an "intervention," under the guise of camping.
One twitter peep asked, "Is this one of your concerts?"
But now we think that Mr Ed is a crafty one, and since skydiving didn't do 'the job' he's found a more clever way to get out of his problematic marriage, a camping mishap...
Monday, November 25, 2013
Duck Dynasty has truly made it...
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Tonight's Caption This: Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky with golf bag
"Okay Kim, Lisa is in the golf bag, what next?"
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