Beyonce to sister Solange: PLEASE DON'T TELL THE WORLD ABOUT A SURROGATE CARRYING MY BABY!!

That's our translation of the happy pics post Met Gala fight. 
There, now you know...

Patti Wilkinson cooks the perfect turkey, but her daughter snubs her for Playboy mansion

This photo makes us kind of sad. 
Kendra, pick up the phone and call your mother you self-centered ingrate! 

Oprah Winfrey's version of a twitter war

 
From the Huffington Post, what ignited the twitter bitch-slap fest: 

New BFFs: Team Rimes and 'I'm with Stinky!"

LeAnn really IS Joanna's bitch these days! 

From the photoshop wizardry of @carothinks our twitter peep

The SQUINTY INVASION! Mass hysteria in Taiwan airport after the arrival of LeAnn Rimes!

Look what happened when LeAnn Rimes landed at the Taipei airport! 
She is so popular in Taiwan!
Everyone in Taiwan knows "How Do I Live" better than their own National Anthem, so it's no wonder she had to go see her fans to give them a once in a lifetime concert experience! 

Oh shit, these are photos of a Nuclear power protest in Taiwan...LeAnn Rimes e-mailed us this photo with the wrong caption info, DAMN YOU LEANN! 

Kendra Wilkinson LOSING FANS because of fight with her family

One of the people who does the Kendra Wilkinson fan page on Facebook openly laments on 'losing interest' and being 'disappointed' in the 28-year old reality star because of her vicious fight with mom Patti and younger brother Colin.

Okay, so her grammar and spelling are sucky, still, the message is sad and heartfelt. 

Bad blood: Kendra's brother Colin is really pissed at her!

He even removed "brother to Kendra..." from his twitter bio: 

 BEFORE: 

Kendra's mom speaks out

Radar has this post today, (click HERE to read). 
In our humble opinion, if Kendra is pregnant, she is doing it to get back in the news. But we have news for you Kendra, mags don't get as excited about the second child as they do the first, and the money is almost nothing for first baby pics.

Radar has our most interesting post of the day: Wilkinson Family Feud!

Exposarazzi is on Colin's side in this one, you don't tell your mom to 'fuck off and die.' We don't care what she did/said. 

To read the whole Radar Post click HERE!

Paparazzi you've been warned: Halle Berry had a baby boy today

Boy oh boy do we feel sorry for the first paparazzi who tries to get the little guy's photo. "Maceo Robert Martinez," is the name selected by Halle and Olivier. 

Uh, we saw what daddy Oliver Martinez did to Halle's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry last Thanksgiving!

We can only imagine how protective Olivier is going to be of his first son.
Paparazzi you have been warned!

By the way, Gabriel Aubry had a four inch height advantage on Oliver Martinez. OUCH!

LeAnn Rimes blasts pricey Tumi luggage: My cardboard cutout of Eddie wont fit inside!

Oh the problems of LeAnn Rimes -- or LeAnn Whines should we say.
That cardboard cutout of husband Eddie got stuck in a carry on bag, then broke in half in a Tumi duffel sack.
Tumi, you suck!
How's a washed up country crooner supposed to travel with her prop up hubby?

Celeb feud of the week: Lady Gaga vs her stalker Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga took to twitter to bash her former BFF Perez Hilton. Seems the shriveled up blogger has been stalking his former pal and sending her nasty messages.
At the height of his fame, Perez Hilton promoted the eccentric entertainer on his blog.
But now that his blog is in the proverbial toilet and as useless as a sack of rocks, she knows she needs to distance herself from the gossip monger.
We found a photo of Perez (aka Mario Lavandeira) dressed like his idol, seems stalker-ish to us!
Does anyone go on Perez Hilton's blog anymore? So 2006 we say...

Kendra On Top Conundrum: Her reality show butts heads with her homeowners association

The best read of the week comes from Star magazine.
They say that Kendra Wilkinson is being threatened with fines and ultimate eviction from her home by Calabasas Highlands HOA which wants to limit the amount of days she can film her latest WE network reality show (season 2) to just 12 for the entire year.
Seems the neighbors don't want the crew making noise and parking up and down the street all hours of the day and are banning together to stop Wilkinson. But this is the only way she and hubby Hank Baskett can make their money, as little as it is. As we've said before the first season of Kendra On Top failed to crack into the top 100 cable shows for Tuesday nights, that means not even 100,000 people nationwide were watching. We're not sure why the WE network would want to film another season, but we do know they could change the name to "Kendra On The Street."

This can't be good for Gabriel Aubry's modeling career!

The curse of Halle Berry struck model Gabriel Aubry in the form of Olivier Martinez' fists, and this is the shocking result. It seems like Aubry may have a legal case against Olivier if his face doesn't snap back into modeling level shape and he is unable to work in his chosen profession. Notice to all paparazzi: stand a good ten feet away from Olivier when you take his picture, and say only nice things!

The trouble with Halle

"I've never known a girl who can throw a tantrum like she does," David Justice on then estranged wife Halle Berry.

Poor Halle Berry. 
She was abused by her father, her first husband David Justice had anger issues, Eric Benet cheated on her, in 2000 there were forces bigger than her that made her flee the scene of a hit-and-run accident that she caused, leaving another driver bloodied and broken. 
Now, we have Gabriel Aubry, the father of her daughter Nahla. He's a hot head that got beaten to a pulp by her much shorter current fiance Olivier Martinez on Thanksgiving day [2012]. 
I'd be careful if I was Olivier, because when he and Halle break up, she may allege those fists hit her as well...BTW, each one of these "abusive" men went on to have normal relationships with women and were never in the news again...

Guess who hates Honey Boo Boo? (And WHY!)

She's the 7-year old pageant princess from McIntyre Georgia named Honey Boo Boo, (real name Alana Thompson) and she has money-grubbing "momager" Kris Jenner shaking in her Manolos! TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has only been on the air since August, and the show is only 400,000 thousand viewers away (in the 18-49 demographic desired by advertisers) from tying E!'s Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Honey Boo Boo and her family are the opposite of the Kardashians, and maybe America is finally fed up with the high falutin' lifestyle of the trashy 'Klan from Kalabasas.' Honey Boo Boo and family clip coupons, play Bingo, go mud boggin', make due with an old tarp for a slip and slide, and have fun entertaining personalities, as opposed to the spoiled brat brain dead monotone Kartrashians who worry what color rims they should get for their next Range Rover?! Here's to Honey Boo Boo...a recession superhero, you go girl, we can't wait until season 2!

Julia Roberts tells a NY pap "Looks like you need a shower..." Well, Julia, you could use a shave!

The Pretty (Miserable) Woman Julia Roberts is never a fun person to come across for the paps. She calls them pedophiles if she's with her children, and if she's not with her kids, she calls them other things to make them go away. Enjoy the video HERE, and let's hope her hubby Danny Moder (or as we call him, Danny Freeloader) likes whackin' his way thru those bushes!

When paps get bored, they film each other!

Here, two paps from PCN, one nicknamed "Rubbish Binns" and the other "DogEStyle" follow around a pap from INF on the beautiful island of Maui...Guess there weren't any celebrities around that weekend!! To see the video, click HERE!

GSI vs X17, showdown at the Topanga Mall over Britney Spears

If you want to see GSI's BIG HEAD fight with the Brazilian douchebags from X17, click HERE! The video was posted on YouTube by Felipe who calls himself "Paparazzi818."

Big Head thinks he's sneaky and tries to follow other paps. Sometimes he gets a little lost: 

HERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE! Harvey Levin and boyfriend Andy Mauer

Some fast acting paparazzi got this shot of TMZ's slimeball producer and star Harvey Levin with his boyfriend Andy Mauer. Is it just us or is Andy a little embarrassed to be with Harvey? This photo was taken at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu just after the "you don't need that cream in your coffee" spat from our earlier post. Good job papping the sultan of sleeze! If you want to contact him at home: 1136 N Doheny Drive, Hollywood, Ca., 90069, he and Andy bought the place together back in 2007