Do you want to see a real LeAnn Rimes' BUTT scandal?

LeAnn Rimes has a fake butt scandal on her scripted reality show, but do you remember this REAL one?
It was July 4, 2010, and LeAnn Rimes had her BUTT in a 3-year old Jake Cibrian's face by the pool at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara.
After this photo got out, LeAnn said she was "quitting twitter," and she did--for whole two weeks.

LeAnn Rimes posts Eddie's birthday cake--and we love it!

She couldn't resist having the cake designers throw her hero Brandi Glanville in there! 

LeAnn Rimes: Her lies are lies! There was NO kids' slumber party at Casa De Crazy

For someone who supposedly had a house full of little boys over for a slumber party on Friday night, April 11, LeAnn Rimes was sure up bright and early on Saturday, April 12-- 6:30 am in fact, up at the crack o' dawn to hit the gym for a dance class and then go shopping at the Farmer's Market. 
Did she tell the kids to just let themselves out and take whatever Ex-Lax tabs they wanted? Did the little boys just evaporate? 
The truth is, after Jake's trampoline party on Friday, ALL the little guests went home, they didn't stay overnight at Casa De Crazy. 
Why does the mentally ill washed up country crooner lie about something so stupid? 
To take a jab at her idol Brandi Glanville of course. 

Photo credit KM Press Group

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"It says here on Radar Online you're a 'washed-up country crooner' Le!"
Or..."Eyes on your own paper you cheating bitch!" 

Photo: KM Press Group

DESPERATE LeAnn Rimes tips paparazzi off: Soccer season has begun

Now she can expose entire teams of young children to her disease...then off to Europe!

Eddie Cibrian blasts ex-wife for doing staged photos, but his new wife can do it all she wants!

If we do not study History, we are doomed to repeat ourselves.

Take a look at this paragraph from a custody document filed by Eddie Cibrian in 2009.

It's like he could be talking about LeAnn Rimes!

Eddie Cibrian: My sons will not be on a reality show, but they will be constantly on my wife's twitter

Eddie Cibrian made a big stink when ex-wife Brandi Glanville wanted to have sons Jake, 6, and Mason, 10, appear on her successful reality show Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Eddie took his ex to court with his new wifey's cash and stopped her.
Seems he wanted wife and "bonus mom" LeAnn Rimes to be the sole distributor of family moments and career propaganda.

And the 'Bonus Mom of the Year' award goes to....

LeAnn Rimes was on the fast track to be dubbed 'Bonus Mom of the Year' by Redbook magazine, until an editor got a gander at these photos from the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara, July 4, 2010.
What did the pics reveal?
A then 3-year old Jake Cibrian gets stuck with LeAnn's twat in his face because she wants to dry hump his father Eddie Cibrian by the hotel pool.