What's the difference between Eddie Cibrian and a crash test dummy??

The dummy has a job--DUH.

Cake artist interviewed: "How I captured LeAnn Rimes' demonic quality" EXCLUSIVE

We hunted down the artist who fashioned the incredible likeness of LeAnn Rimes for her 31st birthday cake.
The pastry chef asked not to be identified, but told Exposarazzi EXCLUSIVELY that LeAnn did a sitting for the artistic rendering.
"We had her come in for about two hours last week and we took 360 degree Polaroid photos in order to get all the angles correctly. She tried on about 300 bikinis, and we chose this black bandeau top with sarong skirt. It took me about ten hours to sculpt the actual figures. When we looked at the Polaroids later, there was a strange demonic quality to her eyes which we knew was the key to getting this cake perfect.
For Eddie's cake figure, we used an old crash test dummy from the Kia car company and slapped some dark 5 o'clock shadow on the face. The frosting is made of chocolate Ex-Lax fondant, at the request of Ms Rimes."
Wow, added bonus of a clean colon after eating the cake.

Well, bravo! You are a cake BOSS!

Breaking news: TLC genealogy program "Who Do You Think You Are?" turns down LeAnn Rimes for show subject...

It's true, the TLC show "Who do you think you are?" has decided NOT to air an episode of the program after it was revealed that many of LeAnn Rimes' ancestors were actually siblings, or other close relations.
On the upside, Rimes learned that could be the reason for her squinty eyes and mental illness.

LeAnn Rimes birthday cake: a squinty-eyed inbred hillbilly serenaded by an out of work bum with a swarthy dark beard

Art is imitating life, and that's our analysis of Rimes' cake --what's yours?

Apple, meet tree

Rut, roh.
Frances Bean Cobain channels her inner Courtney Love in new tweet:

Poor sickly LeAnn Rimes, her life has been full of (convenient) illnesses

You think your life is hard?

Here is a list of excuses that poor, habitual liar,  LeAnn Rimes has come up with recently in order to get out of a yodeling gig:

Cold

Flu

Tonsillitis 
Sore throat

Kidney Stones

Pink Eye

Allergies

Bruised Foot
Leg Infection 

Psoriasis

Eczema
Epstein Barr
Blurred vision
Vertigo
Toothache
TMJ
Ear Infection
Massive Infection
Tooth Abscess
Emergency Root Canal
Upheaval in personal life
Hang nail
Ingrown nail
Staph infection
Exhaustion
Dehydration
Anxiety
Depression
Severely bruised shin
Broken hand
Broken fingers
Gravely Ill
Strained vocal chord
Scalded throat from (gasp) HOT TEA
Broken Blood Vessel (On Vocal Chord)
Viral Bronchitis
Severe stomach pain and sickness
Whiplash from minor fender bender 


It's amazing that a birthday, upcoming vacation or some other celebratory event immediately cures her.
BLeSsED.
May we suggest dear Le, that you go live in a bubble somewhere?

Hey Radar, those are some Fast and Furious abs! But Paul Walker wins...

Radar, we think Paul Walker wins, link to Radar post HERE