Jennifer Garner to paparazzi: Take my picture! No, don't take my picture! Take my picture --dammit!

Jennifer Garner joined Halle Berry today to urge California lawmakers to make paparazzi go away.
You see, Jen and Halle can't believe that grown men with backpacks and long lenses want to follow them to their children's schools and karate lessons.
How did this happen?
Funny, but Garner smiles a lot for those misbegotten fools who traipse behind her day after day, we think she wants her picture taken.
Here's some advice, Jen.
MOVE out of LA, you're a movie star, so is your husband, you don't have a TV series that requires you to live here. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore at the height of their collective fame moved their family to a crap town in Idaho.
Or, wear a hat and sunglasses, keep your head down, give the middle finger, ruin the photos.
Halle, that goes for you as well.

Kim Kardashian: One hit wonder at LA Misson

Let's see, why would Kim Kardashian want to serve up food to the homeless last year [2011] and never go back there again? Because the porn star was only there to offset all the negative publicity after she pulled the plug on her 72-day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.
And you don't just have to believe us that the 2011 stint was a pure photo op, Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa was there that day as well and told people that Kim only showed up to pose for photos, around 15 minutes, and then was driven off in a limo. So who where some of the most generous celebs to charity this year? Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga to name just two...