HERE'S THE HAPPY COUPLE! Harvey Levin and boyfriend Andy Mauer

Some fast acting paparazzi got this shot of TMZ's slimeball producer and star Harvey Levin with his boyfriend Andy Mauer. Is it just us or is Andy a little embarrassed to be with Harvey? This photo was taken at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu just after the "you don't need that cream in your coffee" spat from our earlier post. Good job papping the sultan of sleeze! If you want to contact him at home: 1136 N Doheny Drive, Hollywood, Ca., 90069, he and Andy bought the place together back in 2007

TMZ's Harvey Levin: His boyfriend thinks he's fat!

Harvey Levin is gay, and has been with his chiropractor boyfriend "Andy" (Dr. Andy Mauer) for a couple of years now, but we didn't realize that the relationship is showing signs of strain. 
On Sunday, January 18, 2009, the couple was getting coffee drinks at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu at the pap infested Country Mart. Levin wanted cream in his coffee drink and his boyfriend said to him (in front of all the customers in line) "You don't want that! It's fattening!" 
The short, stout, and annoying Levin countered, "Yes I do!" 
It was back and forth like a couple of old ladies, until the boyfriend got his way. 
"Harvey didn't get cream in his coffee," says our source. 
We hope to bring you photos of the unhappy couple soon...

Floating losers

Junior (L) and Carlos (rt) join in the Reese Witherspoon parking garage gang bang in Beverly Hills. These two dopes have worked for every photo agency on earth, and remain convinced that non-exclusive photos of celebs with their heads down in dark parking garages are worth a million dollars. Don't let this happen to you kids...

Starzlife: the paparazzi gang that couldn't shoot straight

Basic 101 of photography: If your picture is blurry, you have failed as a snapper. With expensive camera equipment used by the paps, there are all kinds of safe-guards to keep the photos from coming out blurry. Will someone tell the losers over at Starzlife that? One is called "Auto Focus" and it's a button on the side of the long lens. No matter, the Starzlosers photographers (if you can even call them photographers) continue to shamelessly put out blurry pictures of celebs.

Sorry if you need glasses to view the above screengrabs! 

What a shocker: Bachelorette DeAnna dumps Jesse

Now the only question is, who will continue to do $et-ups with Pacific Coast News? 

The myth of the Ivy

Photographers know that anyone desperate for attention pays a lunchtime trip to the Ivy restaurant. The paparazzi line up outside the white picket fence for hours trying to snap a picture of someone leaving. 

But here's the catch...when was the last time you saw a photo of someone leaving the Ivy in the magazines? 

Unless the rag is doing a round-up on celebs at the Ivy, the answer is September 10, 2003, when JLo and Ben Affleck dined together after canceling their wedding. JLo left in a bright green dress -- and tears in her eyes. Ah, there was a story behind that photo op. 

Other than that, I say the paps are wasting their time hanging out at the Ivy, the question is, when will they figure that out? 

This is the photo that four paps wasted their afternoon on...

Do you think this photo will EVER make it into a magazine? I think not!