The Kylie Jenner freak show

When you're in the Kardashian family, or Kardashian adjacent like Kylie and Kendall Jenner, you really have to do something to get attention.
Kylie Jenner claims to "hate paparazzi" yet she makes a bee-line for the Commons in Calabasas and dresses up like a certifiable FREAK to get her "look at MEEEEE!" fix.
She slapped together sort of a combo of Lady Gaga in Paparazzi video, Minnie Mouse and Princess Leia from Star Wars.
Our advice?
You're 16 Kylie, relax, in just two short years and you can make a sex tape like your big sis Kim and get all the press you ever dreamed of.

Celeb feud of the week: Lady Gaga vs her stalker Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga took to twitter to bash her former BFF Perez Hilton. Seems the shriveled up blogger has been stalking his former pal and sending her nasty messages.
At the height of his fame, Perez Hilton promoted the eccentric entertainer on his blog.
But now that his blog is in the proverbial toilet and as useless as a sack of rocks, she knows she needs to distance herself from the gossip monger.
We found a photo of Perez (aka Mario Lavandeira) dressed like his idol, seems stalker-ish to us!
Does anyone go on Perez Hilton's blog anymore? So 2006 we say...