RIP Paul Walker

The Fast and the Furious actor Paul Walker died today at the age of 40 in a fiery car crash in Santa Clarita, Calif. 
He was reportedly the passenger in a Porsche Carrera GT that crashed into a tree and light pole during a one minute long 'joy ride.' 
A truly senseless accident that didn't have to happen. 
RIP Paul, we'll miss you
[September 12, 1973-November 30, 2013]

Here's Paul on August 30, 2013 in Goleta, Calif. 

Photo credit: KM Press Group

BTW, This is what an un-crumpled Porsche Carrera GT looks like...

We'll eat at Brandi Glanville's house, her slop looks genuinely appetizing

Thatta girl LeAnn, just throw day old slop out in Tupperware containers and call it dinner

In case you were wondering what it's like having dinner at LeAnn Rimes' house, wonder no more. Here's the lovely presentation of day old Thanksgiving crap she spread out for the family.
Martha Stewart 'blocked' LeAnn on twitter after seeing this photo BTW...

Patti Wilkinson cooks the perfect turkey, but her daughter snubs her for Playboy mansion

This photo makes us kind of sad. 
Kendra, pick up the phone and call your mother you self-centered ingrate! 

Kendra Wilkinson spends Thanksgiving with her old boyfriend Hugh Hefner

Kendra still hasn't made up with her mother Patti Wilkinson, so what better way to spend the holiday than with your current husband at your ex-boyfriend's home?
How wholesome!

LeAnn Rimes is feeling more bloated than usual

We're thinking your husband Eddie wants to run a mile when he sees you coming with mistletoe (or camel toe for that matter...)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours...

Norman Rockwell meets Mommie Dearest...

Former Bachelor Ben Flajnik's limp response to Us Weekly's cover story

Translation: "Dear Us Weekly, Kris Jenner and I are not having a 'secret affair.' We are quite open about it, we go on vacation together, I drive her Bentley around, we shop at Barney's NY, so what's the big deal? I'm trying to extend my 15 minutes of fame and get some 58-year old p*ssy. You're putting me on the cover, so my plan is working!" 

The next Us Weekly cover the two will share is, "Kris & Ben fight to make their sex tape public!!" 

Why Jennifer Lopez will never win 'mother of the year'

Que bochinche!

These EXCL photos were taken on August 23, 2011.
Do these children look familiar?
They should, they are Jennifer Lopez' twins Max and Emme Muniz, then 3 1/2, with their two nannies.
This is the best help that JLo's millions can buy. 
These photos were shot thru auto glass so the nannies were unaware they were being watched, uh, snapped with the kids.
Emme is barefoot at a dirty McDonald's restaurant in Canoga Park, Calif.
Max is being roughed up by a particularly mean nanny, and was yelling, "I want my Daddy!" [referring to Marc Anthony] Interesting that Max didn't cry out for his famous mommy.
These photos ran originally as an EXCLUSIVE in the National Enquirer. Shortly after the expose hit the newsstands the nannies were seen no more with the twins.
So for those of you who think paparazzi and kids don't mix--with this set, we beg to differ...

Photo credit: KM Press Group

Eddie Cibrian finds unique ways to torture his spouse...

CAMPING in fall/winter...THE HORROR! 

We can only guess that the camping plot is empty because everyone has ditched her in favor of a good old fashioned 'snipe hunt.'
This could actually be as one person on twitter put it, the scene of an "intervention," under the guise of camping. 
One twitter peep asked, "Is this one of your concerts?" 
But now we think that Mr Ed is a crafty one, and since skydiving didn't do 'the job' he's found a more clever way to get out of his problematic marriage, a camping mishap...

Duck Dynasty has truly made it...

Willie's son Will Robertson poses with his family's Chia display...

Tonight's Caption This: Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky with golf bag

"Okay Kim, Lisa is in the golf bag, what next?" 

Tori Spelling's nanny brigade: THREE full time employees to care for her children

Tori Spelling claimed to be 'downsizing' in light of her recent financial woes, but we know for a fact she still has THREE full time nannies caring for her children. 
Patsy Lemmers [center] has been with Tori for ages, and Paola [left] for about four years, and Laura [on right] joined the nanny brigade last year.
Oh, and Tori has a FT male assistant as well, who does grocery shopping, post office runs and menial chores. 
We're just curious as to what Tori's hubby Dean McDermott is doing all day??

Photo KM Press Group

Grifters/scam artists Janice Dickinson and Stephen Lenehan try to con Rite Aid out of money with FALSE claim

Definition of 'grifter': swindler: a person who swindles you by means of deception or fraud

America's Next Top Grifter Janice Dickinson, 68, and constant her fag hag companion Stephen Lenehan, 54, have something in common. Well, they have a lot in common, actually; both have filed for bankruptcy, and both are con-artist grifters. 
Back in the day, America's first crack head model Janice Dickinson 'borrowed' a $10,000 diamond necklace from an LA jeweler for an event--and never returned it. The jeweler was told by his attorney, "Don't bother to continue with this lawsuit, she's insolvent." Meaning, she had no real assets that could be seized to satisfy the judgment. 
So, Janice got away with her scam. She is also engaged to some old rich geezer nicknamed 'Rocky' who is likely so stupid he doesn't realize she and her bloated, scaly, clownish companion are draining his bank account. 
As for Stephen Loserhan, you can search on this site and see all of his scams, including one where he tried to blackmail Oscar winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black. Our favorite is when he tried to sell Black's private sex tape to two undercover agents in the middle of the Four Seasons bar in Beverly Hills during the cocktail hour. 
Now the gruesome twosome have set their sights on Rite Aid. 
We're hoping Rite Aid had cameras trained in the area where the supposed 'accident' took place. 
Let us take a wild guess Janice, the Loserhan is your 'eyewitness' to the tragedy? 
Let's not forget Janice's other big LIE, when she told Sylvester Stallone he was the father of her daughter Savannah, 19, which a paternity test later disproved. 

Let's get this straight. Janice files for BK in April of 2013, and 3 months later she has this 'accident' at Rite Aid? Laughable. 

Whattaya know? Kendra Wilkinson CAN clean herself up --for a staged photo op!

Kendra Wilkinson is the fashion equivalent of a Hollywood hobo. 
She wears some of the crappiest clothes when she's out doing errands or going to dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
But look at how she dolls herself up for $plash??! 
Okay, it's a lame outfit, but she got her hair did, and slathered on some make-up. Guess Splash told her if she wants any money, she has to really up the glam factor. 

Here's Kendra in 2011, wearing basketball shorts, flip flops, and sloppy white tee while out to dinner at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Classy!

Oprah Winfrey's version of a twitter war

 
From the Huffington Post, what ignited the twitter bitch-slap fest: 

Heidi Montag goes back to looking like her old self

Heidi Montag recently reduced her breast implants from F-cups to C-cups, making her look, well, almost normal. Her decision to downsize was based on the fact that she found it hard to exercise with her massive implants. Guess she found out why they've been called 'knockers!' 

Here she is going thru LAX with husband Spencer Pratt the other day: 

And here she is doing the big REVEAL in Las Vegas in April 2010 after she got 10 surgeries in one day: 

And here she is BEFORE all surgeries: 

Which came first, the chicken (the story) or the egg (a blog)?

When you read a tabloid magazine article you may wonder, where do they get their information? 
You would think there are diligent reporters pounding keyboards fielding phone calls from sources, and vetting those sources, but the reality is much different. 
The majority of info given to magazines like People come through publicists or the celeb themselves. 
But publicists and their famous clients don't trust the tabloids, so Star 'reporters' are busy trolling the web, reading gossip blogs, looking at paparazzi photos, doing what any of us can do to get info. 
If you are a 'source' for these tabloids, you will know that what you've told them will end up in an upcoming issue. 
"How did [X] know that? [X] must be right!" 
Or you may just know that the lazy reporters have trolled your blog and will inevitably take the info --this doesn't make the information correct or the blogger prescient. 
Someone reading a blog could phone that info into a tabloid in the hopes of making some quick cash, it doesn't make it accurate. 
This issue of Star [below] had two major errors, the fact that LeAnn Rimes does not live in the Hollywood Hills, and the fact that Jake Cibrian's first name is not Austin. Is this from editorial laziness, or from sources who don't really have their facts straight? 
The 'drunk in a closet' stuff is inevitably from a Star reporter reading a blogger's blind item, and the $50 million is a fantasy and highly inflated version of LeAnn Rimes' actual wealth. 
Who wants to read about a $1.2 million divorce? BIG numbers get BIG attention.
While we do believe Mr Ed is in a living hell of his own making with the country crooner, we don't believe he's throwing in the towel--yet. 

Just_Say_Stupid

Blind item blogger Just Say Jenn says a recent photo of Eddie Cibrian's arm on LeAnn Rimes' twitter account can't possibly be 'the Cuban,' because he moved out and is living with his parents. 
Her reasoning? The arm doesn't have hair on it, can't be 'the cuban.' 

Have you ever freaking seen a photo of Eddie Cibrian?? 
He's Chippendale's smooth! Put the martini glass down and sober up ASAP. 
Now to be fair, since these are BLIND items, they may be referring to that other famous Cuban, Ricky Ricardo. 
Some of us have seen Mr Ed in person and he's as smooth as a baby's bottom. 
Far be it from Exposarazzi wanting to side with Horsey on anything, but we are on this one...
Horsey, we'll be over at noon to hang that Christmas wreath made entirely of Ex-Lax tabs.

Here's LeAnn's twitter photo: 

Here's Ed's arm sunbathing in Malibu 

Eddie Cibrian brings his wallet to event in 90210

Caption This contest brings in amazing retorts...

Here's a bearded Dean McDermott having a convo with his famous wife Tori Spelling. 
But what on earth are they saying to each other? 

Answers:
"You're pregnant AGAIN??"
"What do you mean I have to get a job??"
"I just watched our sex tape..." 
"You want to perform a vasectomy on me yourself?" 
"You spent what, on what? Tori stop spending money!" 
"What the f*ck did I do now?"
Dean thinks, "Oh shit, she knows I did a sex tape with her gay BFF!" 
"Dean, did you really send my mother [Candy] a photo of my poop this morning?" [read THIS post and you'll understand]

Tori Spelling is at it again! Free swag from Old Navy and a piece of photo sale--meter on and running!

Michael Simon of Startraks photo agency and Tori Spelling are at it again, trying to make money off pics while promoting a brand and getting free shit. 

Love the photo caption by the way...gag

Love Tori's fake, "I didn't know someone was taking my picture" look...

We stand corrected: LeAnn Rimes waited only 20 minutes to compete with her idol Brandi Glanville

Forget Thanksgiving, LeAnn Rimes rushes to get her Christmas on after Brandi Glanville asks fans if November 18 is 'too soon' to get a tree? Brandi Glanville's tweet logged in at 9:30 am, LeHorse at 9:50 am...

LeAnn Rimes RACES to get her fake Christmas tree up before arch rival Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville posted this at 9:30 am on November 18: 

Obviously thinking it wasn't 'too soon,' at 4:30 pm on November 18, LeAnn Rimes posted this: 

And for all of you out there, YES, November 18th is 'too soon' to get a Christmas tree...

LeAnn Rimes' decorating fake Christmas tree, spares us fake-staged photo op in live tree farm

Did you know LeAnn Rimes had crabs? 
Oh shit, not crabs, turns out she had an infestation of ANTS last year when she had a real Christmas tree. 
So, she is home on November 18 decorating her fake tree, thus sparing us staged photo-ops of the happy family picking out one together. 
Thank you in advance Horsey, Christmas did come early...

The above tweet means pure torture for Eddie Cibrian, we love it! 

NY Daily News digs up old story for new cover line

Ireland Baldwin, 18, may have thought she lived down her father Alec Baldwin's infamous "dirty little pig" phone tirade of 2007, but the New York Daily News reminded her that it lives on, with today's cover line...

We're not going to give Ireland's mom Kim Basinger a pass on this one, Kim's attorney is the one who gave the taped personal phone message to TMZ back in 2007. Great tag team parents, eh? 

Joanna Krupa soaks up "the Brandi effect"

Now people actually know who Joanna Krupa is, thanks to Brandi Glanville. 
Joanna put on a show for paparazzi in Miami this weekend, crawling all over her obviously smell-impared husband Romain Zago. 
Is there a doctor in the house? 
Conveniently yes, we've learned from our medical expert that Romain may have been born with a condition called Congenital Anosmia.