LeAnn Rimes' songs are so lame even she can't remember the words!

The Daily Mail has taken Laxative Le to task for writhing around barefoot on stage in Thousand Oaks, Ca., recently, and for not even knowing her own lyrics. This sh*t just writes itself at this point...

LeAnn Rimes diet "secret" spilled by Brandi Glanville: LAXATIVES!

Young Mason Cibrian got very sick recently because of eating one of "Le's candies." You see "Le" is the name they call their whacked out Bonus Mom LeAnn Rimes, and "candies" are code for Rimes' diet secret: laxatives!
Only problem is, Mason, 9, didn't know that "candy" was code for something else, the poor kid just thought he had finally stumbled on something sugary in the house, since sugar is a banned substance for the fat-conscious country crooner.

"He thought it was a Skittle" Glanville told Us Weekly. The article goes on to say that according to Brandi's boys, Le keeps these "candies" in every purse. So do you want to look like a squinty eyed skeleton? Pop laxatives like candies and eat whatever you want! Maybe "Le" can market them herself: SHITTLES!

What happens to Britney Spears' pets? The case of the disappearing doggies...

There was the Chihuahua named "Bit Bit," there was "Lacy" a Yorkie she bought on a whim at Pets of Bel Air, some little white poodle like thing named "Baby," never seen again, any of them. And now, her latest addition is Hannah, ("I'm Britney's bitch" Britney twittered with her pic), funny thing though, Hannah has already been to the vet with a serious health issue on December 4, 2012. What becomes of Britney's pocket-size pooches? Do they end up at animal shelters when she's tired of them? Small dogs have a fairly long life expectancy, sometimes 20 years or more, these dogs have disappeared from view after just a few months!

You don't need a body language expert to predict this split...

Kids, this is why celebrities do staged pics, because when they don't know they are being photographed, the reality shows through. Take these photos from today's Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.

These "Stars without make-up" covers must do well for the tabloids, they do a lot of them each year

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Are there any words to even describe this? Maybe Patsy Cline's famous song, "CRAZY"

Celebrity look alikes: Max George and Joran Van Der Sloot

It's time for a new celebrity look alike. This time Exposarazzi has chosen The Wanted singer Max George's (age 24, below) doppelganger Dutch murderer Joran Van Der Sloot (age 25, above). Is it just us or could these two be brothers?