Slater Trout dumps Ireland Baldwin, readies himself for a cougar

It's only been a few weeks since 19-year old stand up paddle boarder Slater Trout dumped Ireland Baldwin, but check out his latest hobby, yoga with older, richer women...
From his twitter:

Hilaria "look at me" Baldwin hates paparazzi

This woman is getting on our last nerve...poor dogs! 

Dear paparazzi: please don't waste your precious time

Hilaria (who?) Baldwin wants paparazzi to let her get a manicure in peace. 
We have to agree that this seems like a gigantic waste of time for the cameramen. 
Who is going to actually buy these photos??
I mean, this is the second wife of Alec Baldwin, a sometime Extra correspondent, who puts out her own half naked 'selfie' type pics in pretzel type yoga poses on instagram. 
Put down your cameras, walk away...

Is this first class, or first ass? Poor passengers, someone call the FAA! 

Is this who is harassing Alyssa Milano at her yoga class?

Alyssa Milano says a pap who drives a gun metal grey Toyota Camry with no plates is harassing her at her yoga class and he's from NPG, National Photo Group...