Oscar host Ellen Degeneres without make up

Cover Girl really does work! 

photo credit: KM Press Group

No one wants to suck Sarah Ferguson's toes anymore at age 54...

Hideous fashion from fatboy Kartrashian

Oh look at these new tights/leggings from the Arthur George collection! Oh they're amazing! Oh, they keep Rob Kardashian from nagging his mother Kris Jenner for money, if you're stupid enough to buy them that is. 

Look at the wrinkles around the ankles--classic. 

Meet the (cough, cough) designer! 

Holy crap! Where's my sunblock?

Sun lover Princess Stephanie of Monaco today, at age 48, and her Vogue cover in 1983 when she was 18.
30-years of sunbathing and smoking.
WTF

Eddie Cibrian photo taken today...This is how being married to LeAnn Rimes can age you!

He's only 39, but Eddie Cibrian is going grey overnight, and he's wrinkling up like an old prune! This is how being married to a mental case will age ya!