Two male dancers play tug-o-war with Jennifer Lopez to become her new boyfriend

Who will be the next Cris Judd or Casper Smart? 

On the rocks? No way! JLo and Casper celebrate their two year anniversary on twitter

The media seems to have missed this, so let's see how fast they copy Exposarazzi, shall we? 

We've already been ripped off by the drunks over at  Page Six (we hear booze hound Richard Johnson is back behind a desk), so here's another one for them to pour in a shot glass...

And...did Casper get a Harley Davidson motorcycle from his 'bear' JLo for making it to the 2-year mark? 

OOOH, JLo upped Casper's allowance! 

POP-ARAZZI--X17 paps have their whole family involved in paparazzi: "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!"

Exposarazzi would never intentionally drive any traffic to X17's website, but there is always an exception, and today kids, this is it! 

If you have about 5 minutes of time, watch the video attached to this JLo/Casper Smart post. 
Our favorite line comes a few minutes in when the hot shot pap pleads over his Nextel phone to another pap, "Call my Dad! Call my Dad!" 

Seems even his old man is involved in chasing Jenny Around The Block! 
Too freakin' funny...

To go to the post which has the video, click HERE

Ruh roh...Exposarazzi gets ready to do the "JLo/Casper Smart SPLIT" toldyaso dance!

Radar thinks something's up with JLo and Casper Smart as well...To read their whole article, click HERE

Casper Smart: How a kept man spends his day

Ever wonder what Beau "Casper" Smart does all day besides fan Jennifer Lopez with an ostrich feather as she reclines on a chaise lounge?
Well, wonder no more.
We caught up with the human penis (c'mon, you know he looks like one) via his twitter account, and it looks like he's busy getting tattoos inside JLo's Hidden Hills home, updating his penis-like head shot, begging for an acting role on Sons of Anarchy while watching season after season on dvd, and well, that's about it.
How long until 'Jenny From The Block' (who is 18 years older than Casper) puts him into the curbside recycling bin? 
We're saying very soon.
Update: She kicked him out in May 2014...

[Is it really a "sleeve" of tattoos if it's on your leg Casper, or is it a "sock" of tattoos?]

Look, it's Casper Stupid's yearbook photo

Beau "Casper" Smart pulled a real boner this week when he let it slip to a tabloid media outlet that his old lady JLo would be coming back to American Idol for Season 13 before Fox could do the big reveal.
We can only hope the next bone head move gets him kicked out of JLo's Hidden Hills mansion and he's 'forced' to shack up with five male dancers at an apartment in North Hollywood! 

Our 2013 prediction: JLo dumps Casper for famous co-star

Jennifer Lopez is very predictable. She is so predictable that Exposarazzi is going on the record with what's to come in 2013 for the 43-year old entertainer. She is going to sign up to do a movie, (now that she's done touring and no longer on American Idol) and will fall deeply in love with whomever her co-star is on that flick. How do we know? Because there is literally an expiration date tattooed on Beau "Casper" Smart's head, he just can't see it. He should be looking into her past to see his future.

On her first steps towards stardom after playing Selena on the big screen, she hit on a Cuban waiter named Ojani Noa who was serving her party. Months later they married. The pendulum swung towards a famous man when she cheated on hubby #1 with Sean "P Diddy" Combs, later dumping her husband for the rapper. Then a nightclub shooting soured their romance, sending her into the arms of down to earth and unknown back-up dancer Cris Judd. She and hubby #2 Cris were married, and just months into the marriage she was already fooling around, with a then married singer Marc Anthony. But Anthony was just a brief diversion, until she hooked up with her Gigli co-star Ben Affleck. Cris Judd was kicked to the curb, and within a year she was engaged to Affleck. But getting him to the altar was no easy trick, and he wiggled out of his harness just a week before their wedding date. Embarrassed and humiliated at being dumped, she went back to Marc Anthony (hubby #3) whose divorce from a former Miss Universe was only one week old when they wed. Famous to un-famous men, she swings back and forth, and back-up dancer Casper, 18-years her junior, broke, homely, dumb as a box of rocks, is not going to make it til the end of the year, in fact, we say May 2013 is when he is sent packing.