Kris Jenner calls emergency family meeting: "We're circling the drain..."

Lamar Odom's DUI
Kylie Jenner car crash
Kris Jenner talk show cancelation
Keeping Up With the Kardashians barely getting 1 million viewers in the 18-49 demo
Khloe called "Ugly" by pop culture poet Eminem in new song

It's time for them to go AWAY.