LeAnn Rimes' mysterious new tattoo. Or is it fake like everything else she does?

Horse-faced singer LeAnn Rimes made it back from the dead with a "massive infection" within' 8-hours of being rushed to the ER, to make it to the stage of an event at the Autry Museum in Los Angeles. But what's that on the inside of her right arm below her elbow? A new tattoo? It seems to be writing of some sort. Exposarazzi will now speculate on what the real or fake tattoo reads:

"Why waste food? With bulimia you get to enjoy it twice!" "It's not cheatin' when you can't even spell cheatin'" "We're like Ricky and Lucy! Eddie is a Cuban who likes to cheat on his infamous fame hungry wacky wife." "Rehab is for chumps. I went to the Bacara Spa suckas!"