Well, in actuality, Bruce could have probably cared less, but money grubbing Kris thought the true story threatened her empire and future story lines for their reality show.
So, they went to a Christmas tree lot and posed up a storm for $plash (who cuts them in for half the sale of the photo), and even answered questions on video fed to them in a clipped British accent.
Bottom line is, the more ridiculous the photo op the truer the story.
"F*ck you STAR magazine!"
