Lamar Odom FOUND under $2 hooker, "I thought she was my wife" he explains

Just cuz a guy turns his phone off for three days doesn't mean he's hitting the crack pipe.
In Lamar Odom's case we think he's sneaking away for a little fun with a big boned, transgender Khloe Kardashian look alike.
On a side note, the photo below was taken at the pap haven Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills. Khloe seems surprised to see them...DUH