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Friday, August 30, 2013

Casting news: LeAnn Rimes as comatose Sunny Von Bulow and Eddie Cibrian as insulin injecting hubby Claus Von Bulow!

We have found the perfect project for LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian once their 'scripted reality show' flops.

The constantly sick LeAnn Rimes can play American Socialite Sunny Von Bulow, who was put into a 28-year vegetative state in 1980 after an insulin injection from her social climbing, money grubbing hubby Claus Von Bulow.

Since Le is always sick, she just sits in bed for all the scenes, nostrils flared, eyes little slits, her natural blonde hair placed strategically on the pillow. 

You know Eddie can't act, but he's got a lot of Claus Von Bulow in him already that could lead to an Academy Award nomination. 

Yes, LeAnn and Eddie are the new Sunny and Claus. Perfect casting.