Get it while it's hot! Celebrity slop

Why do celebs think they can cook and that everyone should want the crap they're reportedly feeding their families?
Case in point: Denise Richards, LeAnn Rimes, Tori Spelling
Try to match the above crap with the celeb: One has prepared green eggs and ham, one crushed heirloom tomatoes and pasta, and one has prepared the oh-so 'kid friendly' stuffed bell peppers. YUCK!