Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian arranges her staged bikini photos with Splash at the Four Seasons, Westlake

You would think with all the money they're making and all the hundred dollar bills they're wiping their butts with, the Kardashian Klan would be happy. 
But they're not happy until they've collected the last dime they possibly can. 
Here Kourtney Kardashian manages to escape all the paparazzi that constantly trail her to do an EXCLUSIVE staged photo op with $plash by the Four Seasons Spa pool in Westlake. She wants her cut, likely half or more of the sale, in this case she probably made $2.32 from the Mail Online since they have a subscription deal with Splash. 
When you've been doing this long enough, you begin to recognize backgrounds of pics and can tell where they were taken. 
The give away here was the brick work and the two different colored towels, white and cream colored, resting on the chaise lounge. 
Wonder what the other spa guests thought of Kourtney inviting a pap into their pricey spa sanctuary? 

Kourtney Photo: Courtesy of the Daily Mail online

Paris fashion week: Who showed the most cleavage? Kim or Kanye?

LeAnn Rimes is reportedly using a disbarred attorney to harass her enemies on twitter!

Another headache for poor LeAnn Rimes! 
Exposarazzi's in-box has been flooded with reports that allege she is in bed with a very unsavory character, a disbarred attorney named Vincenza Spina of Fort Lee New Jersey. 
It appears and is alleged that Ms Spina operates under the twitter name @fauxrealityE and harasses twitter peeps who do not like LeAnn Rimes. Spina is very busy we're sure, because there are a lot of those!
Photo of Vincenza Spina (we apologize in advance for her appearance): 

In the Spina LLC's you see a FR Entertainment, short for Faux Reality Entertainment, registered in 2012, at the same time she began her blog. 

Here we see that @fauxrealityE attempted to commit more fraud by using a fake name and with someone else's credit card to access a gofundme account. 

If you ever get a legal letter from the Spina's it's sure to be riddled with grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors. 
Here, we learn that the couple has no presence on twitter. Interesting. 

No "presence on twitter," but here she not only admits to her own account, but another one as well! 

We're especially impressed with the fact that Vincenza Spina, or 'Antonella' or 'Toni' if you call her husband's office, went to law school to become a notary! "I am! Got my seal & everything." 

Vincenza, or Vinnie, or Antonella, or Toni or Gianluca Dimico, also sold her share of the family home for $1.00 prior to filing bankruptcy. 
Bottom line, run don't walk away from any business this woman is involved in! 
Even you LeAnn Rimes, you seem like a class act next to this chick!! 

Is this the NEW Theresa and Joe?
Does this sound familiar? 

We're guessing wigs aren't allowed in prison

Phil Spector today at age 74

LeAnn Rimes gives us a sneak peak of what her babies will look like!

Demon eyes, horns, yeah, it's about what we expected...

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence finally "caught" together backstage at his Las Vegas show

All this hide and seek is getting old. 
They're doing it. Who cares. Moving on...

WTF?? Where's she going to find a bra?

We're guessing she changed her last name to "Tridevil" as well, to match the new boobs! 

The brutally honest award goes to...Adrienne Curry!

Little People Big World: Jeremy Roloff weds on the family farm

It was a big day for the Roloff family yesterday: 

LeAnn Rimes, twitter theater of the absurd!

Yes, LeAnn, murder is 'misery.' 
We would chalk this one up to auto-correct, [or alcohol] but there's been way too many to count! 
More like #homeschoolfail

The EMPIRE is crumbling! Even Slobert Kardashian has been given an assignment

His assignment from Mama Kris? "Stir up the media and make them think you have a love child!" 

If the word "suffers" means "on purpose"-- this headline is spot on!

Kris Jenner has all her ho's 'leaking' naked pics for attention! The empire must be crumbling!!

Desperate Kim Kardashian 'leaks' her own nude photos online

Tick tock tick tock tick tock...
Her 15 minutes is finally coming to an end. 
Can you really 'hack' yourself? 
Don't worry, we've all seen the cavernous NorthWest passage in your sex tape Kim, and we're not impressed

Below is a spot on comment from "Wolfperm" on TMZ's site

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Update--Uncle Poodle is engaged to marry his partner "Alan"

While Mama June Shannon is splitting from Sugar Bear, aka Mike Thompson, his brother Lee Thompson (Uncle Poodle) revealed he is getting hitched to his boyfriend...
We're thinking "Alan" has got to get a better nickname ASAP! 

Driving Miss Crazy

Brandi Glanville's lingo copied by LeAnn Rimes

More proof that LeAnn Rimes is glued to Brandi Glanville's twitter: Everyone's "got this"

In LeAnn's case, she's referring to her catastrophic crapality show LeAnn & Eddie on VH1, guess she's letting us know in advance there's no "Season 2" 

Carnie Wilson: TMI Tweet O' The Day

Like a thunder clap, eh Carnie? 

Yes Eddie, that's your WIFE!

thanks to twitter peep @carothinks!

Holy CRAP! LeAnn Rimes leaves her enema bag in full view for twitter pic!

Only this yodeling dumbsh*t would do something this stupid!

Eddie's reaction when he sees a photo of LeAnn picking her nose

twitter peep @carothinks is on fire today!

Eddie's reaction when he realized LeAnn sh*t herself!

RIP

New wine? Mr Ed holds a glass containing his wife's urine

They just hand us this stuff folks...

Why was LeAnn's friend Lizzie carrying a banana into Nordstroms yesterday?

Mystery solved! Thanks to twitter peep @carothinks!

Tricky Eddie tweets from LeAnn's phone!

Look what Eddie tweeted to make it seem that all is well in washed up country crooner-ville. She has never tweeted a message so sterile and simple! 

Leave a trail of Ex-Lax LeAnn! We will find you, no matter where you are or what that monster has done to you!