The REAL reason Bachelorette Deanna Pappas dumped pro-snowboarder Jesse Csincsak!

Now we find out the truth! She hates snowboarding and cold weather sports--how was this ever going to work? 

 

A demented looking LeAnn Rimes leaves the dentist's office

Damn! The eyes kind of follow you--CREEPY!

Star magazine calls LeAnn Rimes out for reading lyrics on stage--among other things!

Good for you Star, telling it like it is! 

Scene from upcoming 'scripted reality' show

This actually looks like a moment that wasn't scripted! LeAnn makes faces at her husband/brother/father/enabler?? Eddie Cibrian. 

No BIG money deal? Kimye wedding pics splashed for free all over web

What a joke! 

Huh? Words of wisdom from Oprah's main squeeze Stedman Graham

Have you ever read Stedman Graham's tweets? 
They are filled w/ everyday platitudes that will leave you feeling like a hollow tree. 
Listen Stedman, the only thing we want to know from you is: How were you able to hook up with Oprah? Is the life of a billionaire's beau everything we imagine it to be? 
Because frankly, you're looking quite 'comfortable' and 'weak' these days...(see below)

Dude, you ARE the USS Enterprise

Robert Kardashian continues to lament the fact that he's large, and not in charge...

LeAnn Rimes: Art Imitates Life

Do we need to fill in the blanks for you? 
No Le, you can't make Eddie Cibrian love you. 

National Enquirer gossip columnist Mike Walker shows how out of it he is--

Yeah Mike, Kristen Johnston told the world she was battling Lupus last year, where ya been? 
We've always thought his gossip column was a joke, time to retire Mike...

Beyonce to sister Solange: PLEASE DON'T TELL THE WORLD ABOUT A SURROGATE CARRYING MY BABY!!

That's our translation of the happy pics post Met Gala fight. 
There, now you know...

Hilaria Baldwin needs your help--should she sue Bill Gates?

Hilaria Baldwin took to twitter to complain about an annoying photographer outside her building who harassed her baby daughter Carmen. 
We're thinking that he works for Splash, and since they are now

owned by billionaire Bill Gates, she should sue the deepest pockets in the industry. 
Splash supposedly has a strict policy that doesn't allow for the harassment of celebrity children--because of their new ownership. 
This would be a landmark lawsuit. Let's help ID this fellow and bring justice...

We have a HUNCH that this white photographer works for Splash. Just a HUNCH, but we're seldom wrong.
If you're a celebrity and someone who works for Splash has taken your photo on private property, or harassed your child, we encourage you to sue $plash, the Bill Gates photo agency...

LeAnn Rimes is literally imploding

This would be sad if we didn't know she was such an evil sociopath...
Things that are causing her mental and physical break down: 
1. Brandi Glanville's success
2. Vh1 pulling clips of her reality show after unfavorable reviews
3. Husband Eddie is not attracted to her and is rejecting her
4. Husband Eddie paying more attention to his children than her
5. LeAnn Rimes doesn't want to perform at dirty casino gigs and she's planning sick outs through self sabotage and imaginary illnesses and injuries. 
6. No one buys her CDs
7. She needs money
8. Even the tabloids are tired of her
9. She is joke in the entertainment industry
10. She knows she's surrounded herself with people who only love her for what she can do for them financially. 

The summer of casino gig 'sick outs' has begun...

Hey, to be fair, we wouldn't want to yodel at a dump like the Orleans either, but Eddie's not working so it's off to cough and sneeze all over the all you can eat buffet table!