Look who's having the last laugh? Mary Jo Eustace

Mary Jo Eustace used to be married to Dean Mc "Oh shit" until he left her for Tori Spelling...She who laughs last, laughs best...

"Broke" Tori Spelling & her cheating hubby Dean McDermott show off their new home!

A classic "the world revolves around meeeeeee!" LeAnn Rimes tweet

There are no words to describe this woman. NONE. 
In this classically insensitive tweet, LeAnn Rimes compares her stomach bug to a pal losing his mom. HUH??

Proof the Kardashians are finally wearing on your last nerve

Love this NY Post item:

Brian Prahl of Splash does staged bikini pics with Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian first claimed paparazzi had 'ambushed' her at the beach in Miami, and she went running back inside, but the truth is that she did a staged shoot with Brian Prahl a staff photographer for $plash, the agency cut her in for a reported 90 percent of the take ($100,000), photo select approval, and airbrushed the sh*t outta her! 

Here's Brian Prahl's previous work with Kim, 'ambushing' her at the beach with ex-husband Kris Humphries. We guess 'abush' means 'set up' or 'staged' in her world...

Photos from Pop Sugar

Candy Spelling's dog Madison is an art lover

So you want to be famous?

X17 posted this photo of Jessica Alba walking to her car after shopping in Beverly Hills. 
This is a literal 'gang bang!' 

Eddie Cibrian's body language, protects genitals

Do we really need a body language expert to have at this photo? 

We think you can DIY: 

Photo of LeAnn Rimes 'floating'

From the irrepressible @carothinks and her Photoshop workshop...

Misery: LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

The 1990 film Misery has nothing on the real life of LeAnn & Eddie! 

From the wonderfully twisted @carothinks (follow her on twitter--NOW!)

Never seen before photo of LeAnn Rimes!

With make up.
Houston, we have a problem-- and a possible 'stache...

Never seen before photo: Brandi Glanville shops at Nordstrom

No make up and still a stunner! 

Photo credit KM Press Group

LeAnn Rimes limited edition wrapping paper, on sale now

We here at Exposarazzi don't like to try to sell you things, that's not our style. But we do make an exception when it comes to this lovely LeAnn Rimes wrapping paper-- just in time for the Holiday Season. 
It's only $500 for two 6' rolls. Why so pricey? 
Seems we've discovered theres a high demand for the washed up country crooner's image, on virtually anything. 
Our limited edition LeAnn Rimes dart board sold out within minutes of being offered on eBay. 
Ho Ho Ho!

Caption this...

"Don't touch my vod...err...I mean cake!!" 

Ft Worth, Texas: Dodges LeAnn Rimes crazy train

LeAnn Rimes lands gig performing at company Christmas party

LeAnn Rimes is in Salt Lake City, Utah, but this time it's not for an Indian casino gig, it's a NuSkin company Christmas party. 
Next we will joke that LeAnn Rimes would show up for an opening of a drawer. 
This twitter peep posted a pic, looks like a lot of empty seats at this Christmas yodelfest! 

JLo sports "fresh kill" fashion on twitter

WTF has Jennifer Lopez got around her neck? Whatever had to die to keep JLo's neck warm, we're sure PETA is getting the red paint ready for her next movie premiere...
The 'common folk' should boycott her clothing line at Kohl's to show their distaste. 

Hideous fashion from fatboy Kartrashian

Oh look at these new tights/leggings from the Arthur George collection! Oh they're amazing! Oh, they keep Rob Kardashian from nagging his mother Kris Jenner for money, if you're stupid enough to buy them that is. 

Look at the wrinkles around the ankles--classic. 

Meet the (cough, cough) designer! 

The Brandi Bunch taken to a whole new level

Twitter peep Gingervitis@SidePiece33 got her creative juices going, and reminded us that LeAnn Rimes has a jealous little Jan Brady in her after all...

Look who else is getting free swag and tweeting about it: Vanessa Lachey

Vanessa Lachey (nee Minnillo) took to her twitter to thank Procter & Gamble for the free swag they sent her. We're guessing it's her maid that got to use her FAVORITE products, but it's the thought that counts, right? 
Find me one celeb who isn't tweeting about the free crap they are getting, please...

Here's a glimpse into Vanessa's storage area: 

Celebrity SWAG: When those who have--get more

SWAG is FREE stuff given to celebrities by retailers and brands in general. 
This swag isn't given out of the goodness of their hearts, it is given in the hopes that the FREE merchandise will be promoted by the celebrity. 
Guess who's always first in line? Oh, you must play this game a lot, yes...
"Broke" Tori Spelling plugs Playskool on her twitter, turns out, the swag (tricycles) they gave her children Hattie, 2, and Finn, 1, are like the kids' favorite things ever! 

LeAnn Rimes caught twitter trolling

Looks like 'tweet-hab' was an epic fail. 

Put down the phone, go live your life!

by the amazingly talented @carothinks

Paul Walker and former girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell in happier times

These photos were taken in Santa Barbara in May of 2011. They are the last photos of him with ex-girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell. We say ex because they broke up later that year, but stayed friends. 
RIP Paul Walker

Photo credit: KM Press Group

LeAnn Rimes hatches new egg account on twitter to defend her latest antics

LeAnn Rimes has a lot of time on her hands, even more time than we here at Exposarazzi do! 
She just hatched a new twitter account with an egg avatar and the even more intriguing "Ed's Sweetheart 7" to go with her fake moniker of 'Erika.' 
Let's see, who is Ed's REAL sweetheart? 
That must be LeAnn--DUH. 
And this purple egg, she's 'new' to twitter, what a freaking coincidence! 
And LOOK! Her new BFF 'stinky twat' Joanna Krupa is one of "Erika's" 2 followers, so LeAnn got on the phone and told her, "Stinky, help me out here, can you follow my fake account so I can look like I'm legit?" 
If you didn't think LeAnn Rimes was thisclose to be putting away in the looney bin before, you do now...

RIP Paul Walker

The Fast and the Furious actor Paul Walker died today at the age of 40 in a fiery car crash in Santa Clarita, Calif. 
He was reportedly the passenger in a Porsche Carrera GT that crashed into a tree and light pole during a one minute long 'joy ride.' 
A truly senseless accident that didn't have to happen. 
RIP Paul, we'll miss you
[September 12, 1973-November 30, 2013]

Here's Paul on August 30, 2013 in Goleta, Calif. 

Photo credit: KM Press Group

BTW, This is what an un-crumpled Porsche Carrera GT looks like...

We'll eat at Brandi Glanville's house, her slop looks genuinely appetizing

Thatta girl LeAnn, just throw day old slop out in Tupperware containers and call it dinner

In case you were wondering what it's like having dinner at LeAnn Rimes' house, wonder no more. Here's the lovely presentation of day old Thanksgiving crap she spread out for the family.
Martha Stewart 'blocked' LeAnn on twitter after seeing this photo BTW...

Patti Wilkinson cooks the perfect turkey, but her daughter snubs her for Playboy mansion

This photo makes us kind of sad. 
Kendra, pick up the phone and call your mother you self-centered ingrate! 

Kendra Wilkinson spends Thanksgiving with her old boyfriend Hugh Hefner

Kendra still hasn't made up with her mother Patti Wilkinson, so what better way to spend the holiday than with your current husband at your ex-boyfriend's home?
How wholesome!